https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/285413 Smashwords ebook edition
When a boy, Plug was told that to appreciate life he must search for meaning and purpose. Unfortunately, he misheard. It took him many years to find a moaning porpoise, and in truth he was a little disappointed. However, he reproduces the sound of the beast (genus Phocaeno) with his unlovely songs (fortunately few), and the truly bold can click the appropriate link.
Of course, things happened to him on the way. He has a lot to say, though most of it we don’t want to hear. Not all of us are interested in philosophy, wit, and subversion, matey. So why include over 300 entries? No wonder you are tired, Plug.
Colin Rock 