Mr Plug has been annoying me for years, from when I was a kid at school, during my working life, in romantic situations and now, the sod, he’s intruding on my dreams. I managed to get him in a headlock a couple of months back and wouldn’t release him until he’d promised to remove most of the cheap puns in his book. In retaliation, he took over my body and made me sing some songs. I thwarted him by doing them very badly. A win!