A collection of words, music, and memory

Books

Stories, novels, and longer pieces written over many years.

This is a collection of books, stories, and longer pieces I’ve written over the years.
Some are available online, others are still finding their way, but they’ve all been gathered here.
bettany backhouse blood

bettany backhouse blood

Bettany Backhouse Blood traces the author’s family history from medieval Hungary and Norman England through to Staffordshire and, generations later, colonial New Zealand. It explores ancestry, migration, and the challenge of piecing together the lives of distant...

Tear Drop

Tear Drop

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B09K4ZX413   Sam’s father is a marine scientist, part of a team testing a new submersible, ‘Tear Drop’, deep in the Southern Ocean. 15-year-old Sam, housebound back in New Zealand, is avidly following their course. He and his father are...

Stamping Ground

Stamping Ground

Philip has invented a space probe to fly up through the ozone hole. Trouble is he needs a cat as passenger. Amazingly enough none of his mates will help him out. Meanwhile Zane's bossy sister, Susy, is very concerned that old Rosie, owner of the local junk shop, is...

Oh

Oh

Didn't expect to have to perform on this page. I am waiting for the test match celebrating 100 years of rivalry between the Boks and the All Blacks. Laying on the bed, trying to levitate (no success), beginning to think about food. Perhaps a refreshing beer....

My pen is my penis 4

My pen is my penis 4

blood sample Plug staggered out from the blood clinic looking a little pale and fragile. He was quite prepared to give a blood sample for testing, for who knows what strange diseases he picked up on his recent travels? Probably nothing, for he is of upright character,...

Plug labels

Plug labels

Plug seems to have quite a lot of labels, and to his pleasure these were all given freely and without solicitation. He particularly likes 'Baby Boomer', for he boomed many a baby in his time and, delightfully, these very babies generously applied most of the labels....

Poetry

Poetry

poetry I lost most of my poetry in the great flood of 2009, which twists and warps me even now. Fortunately I rarely write poetry nowadays, which is a relief to all, most especially the readers of this rubbishy collection. Some poems refer to friends and enemies,...

My Pen is My Penis 2

My Pen is My Penis 2

A young relative once told me that for my Christmas present he was going to make the enormous effort to read one of my books. It turned out to be Plug's book, which he, his brothers, and their friends both analysed and approved of. When I wallow in my customary...

My Pen is My Penis

My Pen is My Penis

Mr Plug has been annoying me for years, from when I was a kid at school, during my working life, in romantic situations and now, the sod, he's intruding on my dreams. I managed to get him in a headlock a couple of months back and wouldn't release him until he'd...

My pen is my penis 3

My pen is my penis 3

It seems that this website is not actually a website in the true websittean sort of way. No one can actually see it. There are many advantages to that, of course, but in truth I was rather hoping for some feedback. Or was I?